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The Onion is a parody news publication/site that
is often hilarious.  Sometimes just the titles of
articles (
or their parody magazine) are great in
and of themselves.

Warning:  some of these have bad language
and/or sexual references.  Accept my apologies
in advance if it offends you.  

Here are some of my favorite articles:

1) "
Amish Give Up:  'This is Bullshit,' Elders Say"
(June 19, 1996)

2) "
New Study Reveals:  Babies are Stupid"
(October 31, 1995)

3) "
Scissors Defeats Rock" (November 28, 1995)

4) "
Tibetan Resistance Leaders Seize Yak:  
'Whatever,' Say Chinese" (March 12, 1997)

5) "
Christ Announces Hiring of Associate Christ"
(May 7, 1998)

6) "
Life Unfair" (April 30, 1997)

7) "
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For
Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips"
(September 1, 1999)

8) "
Coffeehouse Encounter Results In
Conversation, Cunnilingus" (November 7, 1995)
(Sorry, I know this sounds tacky, but it is very
amusing - I couldn't help it!)

The 100 Greatest Headlines from The Onion